Humorous Look at Why Alabama Beats Ohio State
By: Larry Burton
1. Ohio State loves playing the SEC in bowl games…
2. Ohio State has never defeated Alabama but has been mauled by them….
It’s funnier because it’s true…
3. If Urban Meyer thought he had chest pains playing Alabama last time, this could be the big one this time…
Have an ambulance handy…
4. Alabama is healthy at all positions and more ready for battle than Ohio State…
Uh Oh… Everybody in Crimson is healthy….
Some of the reserve Buckeyes aren’t so hot.
5. Here are all the players at Ohio State who have played in a national championship game….
Move along, nothing to see here….
6. Here’s a picture of the people who might fill in if this, the third string Ohio State quarterback is injured….
It’s funny because it’s so true…
7. Here’s an example of the mainstream media who thinks Ohio State will win this game.
They haven’t been watching Alabama play.
8. “Defense wins championships. When you can stop the run, you win games.” Paul “Bear” Bryant. “When you stop the run, you’re taking away half of their offense.” Nick Saban “If you can make a team one dimensional, you’ll win games.” Urban Meyer
Rushing Defense – 2014 Rankings
Alabama – #1
Ohio State- #35
Wait, that quote didn’t say what it said. I mean it was taken out of context…
9. When it comes to penalties, Ohio State ( the 55th worst offender) shoots itself in the foot more than Alabama at #22.
10. But the main reason the Tide rolls over Ohio State is…
“Nuff said…
